101st Monkey

gsoldman.com_templetonAhh, Templeton Rye! Good stuff!
But this is a little inaccurate, so don’t judge me according to what you see. I usually go for the Irish whiskeys… preferably Bushmill’s… ideally, Black Bush… if I drink, that is.

“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.”
— Raymond Chandler

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”
—Katherine Hepburn

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”
—Groucho Marx


Obligatory self-promotion here—I worked for it, I burped for it. I cluttered the page with audio excerpts (why not?) and left one text piece I particularly like.
All from Decline and Fall of Alternative Civilization — produced and recorded by SPOT who, thankfully, never gave me an even break.
The ebook version is still available on Amazon and Smashwords.

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from chapter I:
Dirt: the most misunderstood philosophy in the western world.

Civilization: the attempt to disregard the futility of cleanliness, the ideal supposedly next to godliness.
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Apeburger
You maniacs! This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a burger! Goddam you all to hell!

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